potty

So glenda is the potty whisperer.  Sam didn't pee his pants at all today. A.MAZ.ING.  and... he didn't poop in his pants either...but he didn't poop in the potty.  He took of his undies and pooped on the carpet?? 

This all got me thinking of Vinyl Cafe, toilet trainging the cat. It is long but HILARIOUS.  Watch it if you want.  You won't regret it. 





As soon as I find my camera cord I will post NYC pictures. 

I hate

POTTY TRAINING.  no no that's wrong  I H.A.T.E. POTTY TRAINING.  Really really do. 

It took me 6 months to train Lizzy SIX STINKING MONTHS.  Any questions why I have been avoiding Sam?

Do you remember this post

Friday, February 27, 2009Nov 13th



Do you realize that I started potty training on November 13th. 3 months later I have had it. I have begged, cried, threathened, bribed, celebrated, forced, raced, read to, waited, cleaned, reminded, chided and left alone. Today Lizzy is in a diaper. I had been threatening it all week and finally did it today. She giggled with joy. I am so tired of cleaning urine out of my couch. The couch that I saved for for over a year. If I wanted it to smell like pee I would buy a cat. I am about to give but people keep telling me that if I do it will only be harder. What can be worse than thinking it was a good day if I only had to wash and dry my couch once a day. Now she just sits there. then she gets up and says "mommy a pee a couch". ARGHHH I Hate potty training. I will pay, yes pay for someone to do it for me. I thought girls were suppose to be easy to potty train, I dread Sam. My Mom says I have to excpect some accidents. I think I am past that. I will ask here every five minutes, take her to the potty even. She won't go and then five minutes later..... dun dun dun. Never fails.
 
 
That was only half way there...
 
or this post
 
Thursday, February 26, 2009
 
Can I just say I HATE POTTY TRAINING!! I can't even count the accidents anymore, at least one a day. I threaten to put her back in diapers when she wets herself and she cries now when I do because I did it one day. She just gets to distracted. Ughhh. will this NEVER end?
 
Apparently my feelings haven't changed much.
 
I have Sam naked today.  I sat him on the potty 3 times in 45 minutes.  Then he was sent to his room for hitting.  He peed on his bed in under 5 minutes.  So lets add another load of laundry to the list while I am trying to get ready to go.  As if the 6 loads that I have done yesterday and today weren't enough. (I have been slacking off and want everything clean before I go, all sheets and towels.)  of course I had already done Sam's sheets and remade his bed.
 
DEATH.

Maybe Glenda will Train him while I am gone (fingers crossed).  Please oh please.  I mean she did train 5 boys, maybe she will have "potty whispering" skills.  Please oh please oh please.  I might never come home if I know I have to potty train him when I come back.  Stubborn little thing.

8 sleeps

This is a totally bragging post.  I have the greatest husband ever.  (you all think you do but i have proof).  In 8 sleep I will be boarding a plane all by myself (yes ALL by myself) to fly across the country, to NYC.

(Enter Alicia Keys and Jay Z)

I will be visiting my roomie Kambria
I so stole this picture off her facebook (wahaha). 

Isn't she beautiful
I am so excited.  My list of things to get done before I go is a mile long.

 The In-laws are coming up to help Trevor with the kids. 

4 days of shopping, eating and yes a Rangers Game. 

I'm so excited!

Bliss

I love my mumma.

Sam and Abbi fell asleep at 12:45.  So my mumma drove lizzy to school so that they could sleep.  Now it is 3:15 and she is going back to get Lizzy because THEY ARE STILL ASLEEP. 

This is all a blessing.  This morning I was at the end of my rope.  The women at Lizzy's dance must think I am awful.  And I have had a perfect afternoon, due largely to my wonderful mother who has dropped everything twice this afternoon just to help me out. 

I love my mumma